Showing posts with label Western. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Western. Show all posts

Saturday, October 5, 2013

The Lone Ranger

Description:
Native American warrior Tonto recounts the untold tales that transformed John Reid, a man of the law, into a legend of justice.
                                                     
No idea what the original TV series was like, but I liked the movie. The movie is surprisingly bloody, I had to cover Princess's eyes...which normally means the movie is not PG-13. I found that Captain Fuller reminded me of an actual Captain in the military, I don't remember his name right now, but he was one of the main people involved in de-nativizing the Native American. I think this movie tops all the random out-there non-Disney messages, in all of the Disney movies (prostitutes, sex, death, and cannibalism); I mean the "Pirates of the Carribean"franchise has done all three, but the cannibalism never happened and was not as bloody and disgusting (even though it is off screen, since you still hear the process and see the end result).

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

The Legend of Zorro

Description:
Despite trying to keep his swashbuckling to a minimum, a threat to California's pending statehood causes the adventure-loving Alejandro de la Vega -- and his wife, Elena -- to take action.
                                                       
The sequel to "The Mask of Zorro".  Another great movie, I need to find another way to rate movie....like a fixed thing... Anyhow tried to figure out the age that "Zorro" was in the first movie: he was bigger than his 10 year old kid, making him older than 10...so he is at least 10 years older than "Elèna"....yet she seems more mature, and they seem the age-ish give or take a few years. And was the kid in freakin' training to be the next "Zorro", since he had a lot of good moves. Liked the ending it was funny. Also, what is up with the people that love her, they are all crazy in someway.

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

The Mask of Zorro

Description:
A young thief, seeking revenge over the death of his brother, is trained by the once great, but aged Zorro, who is also seeking a vengeance of his own.
                                                                 
I like the movie a lot. At points in the movie I felt that Zorro was a Hispanic-ninja, because it was sneaky and somewhat calculated, when I say ninja I am not referring to the "Naruto" type of ninja. At other times it was an epic fail on him trying to be awesome, which brought the comedy to another wise action packed sad movie. Confused on what their ages are supposed to be, since before the twenty years she is an infant and he a young kid, yet after it seems like they are supposed to be the same age. I wonder: if Zorro is a Hispanic ninja, what do you call a group of Hispanic ninjas, since there is only one Zorro... I think the beginning and the ending are way too similar and that he is somehow actually related the the original.